About Hardtimes
NO MORE BBQ KIDS, the night is called hardtimes after all!Door is at 9pm $5 Cover
$3 STOLI drink specials:
(STOLI PEACH, CITROS, ORANGE AND CRANBERRY)
With DJ’S
Mathematix, Curtis and Gameboy
+ a Live Performance from Julie “D:stroy”
LAS VEGAS/JAPAN, MACHINEKUNT RECORDINGS, BROKECORE PHILLADELPHIA
Julie says:
“i shout over mean beats because i am unsatisfied with “music” and “culture”
i do make my own music but i also collaborate with ruffnecks.
i make and spin whatever music i want
im not really into being apart of any specific type of scene/sound
i am here to obliterate boundaries and destroy soundsystems
i push sound that makes sense to me as a human surviving in a world full of inhumanity”
myspace.com/juliedstroy
HARD TIMES!
This Alchemical Trans-Modern weekly is brought to you by the same family of artists and producers that brought you Tasty Shows, Hot Mess, Lemon Twist, Kiss My Ass, Spice, ARO.Space, Caliente and all kinds of messed up shit.
If you are:
Kinsey 3 or 4 AND is the NEW OR- LOVE Driven by Love AND Fearless in the Face of Change in the Face of KAOS! HE/SHE vs. SHE/HE-Fresh Individual STINK vs. New HOT Scent- Starving ARTISTS! with a Price-“No really I’m GAY” Collective HOT Farm Girls from Chehalis INDIVIDUALISM! Sympathetic Resonance – Adaptive-Creative MUTANT SEXUALITY- -Leo’s are the new Wallflower- CRAZY Wisdom DIY BI-SEXUALS! from Portland QUEER is the new STRAIGHT-Trans Coitus-Love that isn’t Site Specific HARVEY MILKERS! Innocent Bystanders with a Nice Package “I’m not Gay, I’m Just in LOVE with you” PHEROMONES College Lesbians AND People who love the ELECTRICAL Charge of PUSSY N.A.P… Being called a PUSSY! is a Compliment. ROIKA
then you should be there!
Hard Times 
To Whom It May Concern, Hello! I just discovered a hot DJ whom I think you guys may want to know. He calls himself Monsieur M. His real name is Mark, and he spins at a Belltown sushi bar, Kusibar,the 2nd and 4th Saturdays. The stuff he spins is amazing; Italo, New Wave, Electro, Disco. He’s very good-looking as well. I think he deserves much better than to spin for the oblivious Belltown rubes. He’s v. good @ mixing! Cheers, Ken
Hey Ken, thanks for the tip, we’ll try to make it down there when he’s playing, when you’re there next tell him about us and have him reach us through here, we’re always looking for new talent. Don’t forget to come by tonight for the opening night, it should be a blast, X Jared
AND WE’VE GOT A LOVELY LATE NIGHT CANARET BY
DANCE BELT’S – Waxie Moon, LouHenry Hoover & Inga Ingenue performing Single Ladies.
THAT SHOULD HAPPEN AROUND 11:30 SO MAKE IT BEFORE, IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS YOU WONT WANT TO MISS IT, Xx
21+ im guessing?
is this a 21+ shindig?