Gossip Column: AUG/SEPT September 26, 2009

Hard Times: Teaser for what’s going to appear in the Zine..Look for it Soon
Gossip Column: AUG/SEPT

Oh my god!  The last month and a half of Hard Times have been astounding,
extraordinary, magnificent!  …and deliciously full of GOSSIP or shocking
illuminations!  Let’s start by talking about the lesbian lothario, who was
she making out with on what week?  Seriously, if lips could become
exhausted, we imagine hers would probably fall off her face!  Then there’s
the mystery of which Hard Times frequent player used icy hot instead of
deodorant prior to last weeks show?  Ouch! …or which one recently spent a
day in the clink?  Can you say get naked, bend over and cough?  ….OR which
one carried around someone else’s urine in her vagina for a drug test for
work?  We’ll never tell!  Those Hard Times kids are one Hot Mess! Oh, and
we’re wondering, are Kevin and Stella really married?!?!  Do tell!  Did
anyone catch the night that LA/Vegas DJ Diva superstar and DJ AM fave,
Tina T stopped by?  Her and Sammy The Midget were giving Officer O’Neal
the what for about the sound complaints he was trying to deliver!  That
was the same night that the Guerilla hottie and the door vixen traded
outfits and did a scintillating photo shoot out by the dumpsters!  HAVE
YOU SEEN those photos?!?!  And Boyfriends gone wild: when your lips run
free, cheap thrills will follow!! Heard you felt like a dirty heaven!! How
about you take your shirt all the way off and give us a real show!! Baby,
it’s HARD TIMES!!! One topic of conversation?  Shaven or unshaven: Booty
shorts give way to the trees outgrowing the woods….pain or pleasure?
You’ll have to let us know.  Then finally, Blue Glove, Whorish or honest
dating?  Did you see her touching everyone with it?  Talk about cheap
thrills, that Adraboo can be SUCH A TRAMP!  But seriously….did anyone get
pics?  Video?  Please let us know!